Awesome Ingrid C;
You go Glen Coco

aurellharmonics:

lamisdelabc:

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENimage

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

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heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.

(Source: unknownbearing)


rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole


unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite


daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

(Source: princessblogonoke)


roaclrunner:

When you say something as a joke but everyone takes it seriously 

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catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever


solfirle:

newsflash: people can enjoy things in fiction they would never approve of in real life


deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(Source: deaneggsandsam)


dutchster:

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

legalize dog marriage